And then he smashed the shit out of his phone when he saw that hashtags don't work if you put punctuation marks in them.

PARKER'S GONNA PARKER YOU RIGHT IN THE PARKER WITH PARKER'S PARKER, BECAUSE PAAAAAAAARKEEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!!!

Yuuuup.

Oliver still owes Felicity a bottle of wine.  Also, Vertigo next week!  I'm so excited!  Sucks that it appears he won't be a count from a small European country, though.

This would probably an appropriate place to drop this gem:  http://instagram.com/p/U119…

THIS IS TOTAL BULLSHIT!!!!!!!

1992 was twenty years ago?  God, numbers are depressing sometimes.

I loved the fake-out in this week's episode with Sinestro.  He comes out firing at Hal and Killiwog (with a weapon that shoots a yellow beam, natch), and you're thinking, "This is it, he's gone bad!", and then we find out it's possession by an alien.  Good episode, although the relationship between Razer and Aya is…

C'mon, Noel, you must have shouted "Reverse the polarity!" along with all the other stuff when the numbers went down, or I'll have to ask you to turn in your nerd card.

I kept waiting for him to mention how they switched Captain Marvel actors out of nowhere and no one seemed to notice.  It bugged the crap out of me as a little kid.

I'm still holding out for "Subdivansions."

I am the one who spies!

I'm a fan of "That is just classic you (or him, her, etc.)!"

Even though Ollie couldn't save Firefly, he did asbestos a job as he could.

Wait, I had something for this!

At least Ollie got to work with his old flame Laurel to solve the case.

I'm not hating on Samurai Jack, I was asking if that would be included in the Netflix shows.

Samurai Jack?

DON'T WATCH ARCHER EVER!

And then they show Josh Radnor saying to Bob Saget, "No, that's how I met their biological mother, silly!"  And then they kiss.  ::fade to black::