Will someobdy think of the produce?
I'm still waiting for CBS to deliver a shipment of excrement into my living room, as the report says they will do for me. I have some tomatoes to plant.

It's crazy that you mention BBC AMERICA. That's broadcast television in England, and they say whatever they want. And we call ourselves the land of the free.

I put the blame squarely on you, the viewer.

Worst band name: !!!

I hate "parents"
Really, I'm sick of parents who are more concerned about embarrassing things their children might do, such as repeating profanity from television, than they are about raising decent people. None of this stuff will have any negative effect on a kid. It's all about image. It's the parental version of…

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose penis was so abnormally large that he could reach it with his own mouth.

Isn't it possible that two comedians both thought farts are funny and would seriously / ironically believe in creationism?

I want the Man Kitchen.

How can somebody hate Home Improvement but watch the total waste of time that is Family Feud?

BUT HE'S TRYING TO WATCH THE FOOTBALL GAME! = show for real men.

Home Improvement kicks Modern Family's ass.

I thought Tim Allen's act was funny when I was a kid. In general, I think 80s stand-up was better than modern stand-up. Oh, nostalgia!

I understood the joke, but I wouldn't say it was funny.

So, his dad was already in the country somehow… that doesn't explain much. Is it just a coincidence? Does his dad actually hang out in England sometimes?

Creed has always been the soul of the show.

I gave Outsourced a shot because of the setting. I groan at a lot of the stuff that Community and Modern Family fans love, so there isn't much of a difference for me between the Outsourced and the highest quality network shows, except I could tell that Outsourced wasn't really attempting to appear intelligent in any…

Last Minute Plotting
In all the crap at the end, I missed that Dave was Malford. They probably should have worked a bit more on the conspiracy part of the show before the last few minutes of the series. Maybe they could have found time to set up why his dad is in England now.

Oh… So it all went downhill, eh?… after the FIRST episode, is it?

It only got worse from there.

The cumbucket has reached its climax? Is that some kind of pun?