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Dixie Normous
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Ray, you're 100% right.  Jerell's outfit would have been laughed off the street in Rio during Mardi Gras.  What the fuck was he thinking?  Does he seriously not see how tacky that was?  Does he even have eyes?

As I gaze at the picture at the top of this review one thing stands out to me.

And I still think Mila looks like a star-bellied Sneech.

You've got to love Mondo.  He wears a shirt with his own likeness on it that he probably made himself out of scraps from the vintage store.  Awesome.

I said it after the first episode, but it bears repeating.

Seriously, Sean Avery?  He had less personality than Nega-Heidi and those rose-colored glasses are as stupid an affectation as Austin/Madeline's hats.

Yes dr, you're right, but I think that whole ballgag image plays right into Kenley's Bettie Page aesthetic, and I imagine there's a large audience for that kind of thing.

So he's not a swashbuckler, he's a swishbuckler.  And I still don't think it's attractive.  That Galliano moustache has to go.  Austin ain't rockin the facial hair.  It just doesn't go with ruffled shirts and capri pants.

I think there are a few of us who wouldn't mind giving Rami's a try….His Gelato…what did you think I meant?

Snowmania, I think there was one guy about 2 seasons ago, Nicholas who got eliminated the same time as Hat Boy, and he blubbered and carried on like someone had just run over his mother walking his puppy.  It was, by far, the most pathetic elimination I've seen on PR.  But Michael is up there.

But come on!  "The Quickest Challenge in Project Runway History"! ™
 
Weren't you riveted?  Didn't Nega's monotone whip you up into a frenzy of ennui?

Maybe he dropped some grapefruit gelato on it.  He does look like a messy eater.

Quote from miniature pony:  "Fucked again"!

I sort of agree with you Mirri.  Michael's looked like something out of Liz Taylor's fat wardrobe, and I didn't really get the inspiration.  Meanwhile, Mondo's was VERY Mrs. Roper, but I absolutely got the inspiration.

Does Austin ever look in the mirror? Oh my God, that idiotic stache with the Dairy Queen curl in his hair just don't look good. And those saucy hats? He looks like Madeline meets Adam Sandler.

You're right snoop. I actually thought she was Tabitha in one of the ads for the show.

His personality screams VICTIM, as though he'd been bullied all his life. I think people just naturally pounce on him because he acts like such a pussy.

How on earth did Mila make the top three? That dress was ugly and poorly constructed, especially from the back.

Once we start getting the team challenges, you will start to see some of the familiar aggressive behavior (Kenley) and passive-aggressive behavior (Austin) that we've come to love in these characters.  I can't wait.

I don't know Vanessak69, I think Michael's snark is one of the best parts of the show.  And I love it when Nina calls something "sad" or when Heidi gets the Kitti-Kat out.