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OK Blonde, I can't stop laughing at your Beaker reference, and that link by John Teti sent me over the top. That is really hilarious.

Wait a minute…you're the idiotking and I only just got what you did there? Who's the idiotking now? Why…I am.

Amirite, the kind of tape they are referring to is the kind of tape the model puts on her body to keep the dress from gapping away from the body and showing too much of the models' goodies and it also keeps the dress shape. I remember they had an issue with this a few seasons back with a designer who made a crappy…

According to yourdictionary.com, a shit eating grin is a sly, knowing or self-satisfied grin. If you've ever seen a picture of Tom Cruise, you know what one looks like.

And you can decide which hole is sewn shut because of sound and which is sewn shut because of the procreative materials.

No, you can't mean it. I think Ivy should, by law, have every hole in her body sewn shut so no sound can come out, and no procreative materials can go in.

I just noticed the picture at the top of this review.
Which gargoyle is not like the others? What an asshole Gretchen is!

This is worse than grade school
When Ivy got shot in the eye, they chose a great shot of Michael C with a huge shit eating grin on his face. Playground justice is always tasty.

I also agree with John about April. When Ivy was talking about finding the sticky stuff in the bathroom, there was April (and Gretchen) shaking her head in agreement.

If Michael is a transvestite, it is very possible that he is straight. Personally, I think the son was an experiment gone awry. The kid looks to be about 7 or 8 and Michael is 27.

I usually don't fall for the sticky sweetness
but Valerie's exit was one of the most gracious losses I have ever seen, and it made it impossible for me even to comment on her heinous hairy mole. But I just did.

Little girl with the mouthwash
I wondered about why she was so guilty also, but the mother cleared it up for me. She mentioned that the girl had a new found appreciation for oral hygiene. We all know what that means.

Christopher skates by again
I thought Christopher was headed for the chopping block with that ridiculous "couture" dress. It made his model look like a tampon. I can't believe that there were no real harsh comments for Michael C., when you know Kors would have ripped Christopher a new one.

WTF?
A. Miniature. Pony.

The promo also show someone attacking another designer. CAT FIGHT! I felt so cheated when this did not happen. I wanna see the fur fly dammit.

I would gladly change my name to Casanooooova just to hear Heidi say Casanoooooova to me.

How about Dolores Claiborne?

To this list I would REMOVE American Psycho. The book was the biggest piece of shit ever put on paper and the movie was so in your face that it lost all interest after the first murder and the character is so loathsome that it distracts from anything the movie might try to convey. Ellis can go fuck himself for being…

In their underwear. Probably granny panties.