blooptabi:

The Last Predator on Earth (starring Tom Hanks)

Also, phodreaw, that article has to be, literally, the dumbest thing I've read on the internet. The dumbest thing. That article is worse than a screen shot of nothing but YouTube comments.

The franchise is 25 years old, son. You can buy it a beer.

Honestly, if it's a simple difference of opinion, I wouldn't have said anything other than "Man, you don't like Delicatessen? You must be trippin." I mean, opinions are opinions, and people differ all the time, on this site, wherever. I hated Crank 2 and The Proposition with a fiery passion, but people on this site…

Haters wanna hate
Sigh.

Holy shit, I love this movie.

You are incorrect. Crank and Death Race were awesome.

I disagree with you, very strongly. VERY strongly. Our opinions of this movie are diametrically opposite.

Yes, you are very, very sad, if you think the Predator's face looks ANYTHING like a vagina.

HOLY SHIT
This is one of THE BEST FUCKING ACTION MOVIES EVER.

Is it burning?

It wasn't Germany that bombed Pearl Harbor, genius. It was Saddam Hussein. How do you think the Vietnam war started?

YEah, why is this called a "reboot," when it sounds more like a "sequel." I mean, Terminator:Salvations wasn't a reboot, was it? Or Die-Hard 4.0?

I'm so mad about the whole shaving bullshit. Adult genitals should have hair, dammit. Hair!

I always felt like Michael Douglas' character should have waited about a year, year and a half, after the Game finished, and stabbed the shit out of everybody involved for fucking with his head so thoroughly that he tried to commit suicide. Including his fuckwit brother. But yeah, I liked the movie.

Wow, I must have blotted that from my memory, because I watched that movie and have absolutely no recollection of a cat scene. Good thing, if it's as bad as y'all say.

Watcho, you're my kind of Christian. God bless you, if you don't mind me saying.

@ Lincoln's

Wait - what cat scene? I'm hazy here.