Hey, we're not sickos like Nigel.
BTW, is your MOM hot????? [/foppy british accent]

If I'd been told before the season started that Mary the Orange Screamasaurus was off the judging panel and Shankman was in, I'd have thought it was going to be great, but I just can't stand the judges this season. Is Nigel always this squicky, or have I not been paying attention? Can we find a judge to replace Mia…

I thought it was just OK. Nigel's reaction afterwards like SYTYCD had just freed the slaves by having a M/M hip-hop routine was ridiculous. I'm surprised Nigel didn't just pull Alex's pants down for a celebratory blumpkin right there. On top of this and the BEST PERFORMANCE EVER ON THAT STAGE from earlier, I'm curious…

(crickets chirp)

To be fair, Dragon Force is an awesome Saturn game.

Don't try to look for any kind of logic. This is the same episode where a grown man was beaten up by a baby (and rescued by another baby).

Known to lay bone and make skirts moan

He's been in an ep before this but after the movie - Dr. Hibbert's caddy, although I don't think he had any lines.

It is Paula. That's all you need to know.

I got very pissed off
When Michael said he gave 110%. To win AI, you have to give 120%, asshole!!! In fact, some might say you might even need to give 130%. With that in mind, giving 110% is downright slacking. And anyone only giving 100% makes me sick.

That's as good as the Simpsons get nowadays; the best you can hope for is a few good jokes. The really bad episodes are the ones where you just cringe for 22 minutes in between fast-forwarding commercials (see: Homer invents grunge)

Okay, but what letter grade does American Dad get? Reading an entire sentance on the internet is for NERDS

Well, I'm not really sure; I was trying to remember which plot got more time, and it felt like Peter's did, although it also felt more like the b-plot - Lois's story *had* a plot, whereas Peter was just him being weird. So I guess either one as the a-plot works, or neither.

She didn't hurt her knee; she hurt her right boob. My goodness.

Well, I didn't see it, but present the following evidence:

Missed the Simpons
Caught the first two acts of King of the Hill and saw all of the rest.

But did you know his wife died?????????????????///////////////////

I'll be totally honest
I don't think I can watch this show anymore. My wife is making me. Send help. oh my god she's outside the door

Simon's already halfway there. In the early rounds he puts through good looking women (See: Girl, Bikini) with high frequency.

Mine cut off too. Cue Twilight Zone music.