I thought he sounded okay to me too, but that may just have been in comparison to terrible performances like Von's.

You can swear. God can't hear you in the hell that is the AV Club comments!!!!!!

ZOMG SPOILARZED

I heard that the bee bit your bottom and now your bottom's big.

Yeah, that earlier episode didn't have Ralph. Isn't there also an episode where Mr. Burns leaves Homer to guard a bee during an inspection of the nuclear plant?

I'm taking the car, HITLER!

I hate you, NASCAR!
Hey everyone! Let's all watch cars drive around - in a circle! 500 times! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

You better vote for him! My wife told me that if he doesn't get through to the next round, I'm being held personally responsible.

Was it just me, or
did Paula look like an old tranny tonight? I don't know if it was the makeup, or the lighting, or the bangs, or the way it seemed like she was squinting the whole show. Yech.

Ugh
My band name is Arbeitseinsatz, AKA forced labor used by the Nazis in World War II, with thier debut album "take a long run" over a picture of a guy with a Superman shirt showing under his hideous green plaid overshirt. I don't know if that's good or bad.

I'm very sad that Stevie totally stunk it up tonight, because she looks just like one of my wife's friends. Had to fast forward that part to keep myself from cringing.

I nearly shit myself
when dead wife guy - whose name I didn't know was Danny Gokey until I just read it here - did a Mariah Carey song. I hate him more than before now, if possible.