Damn, who peed in your chamomile tea with stevia today?

When I was young and naive, I would have said talk it out like gentlemen. But now I'm thinking unending torture.

@Scrawler

I got a dumb pair of glasses and chemotherapy that I don't need.

This book sounds awesome.

Look Who's Talking is my ish.

I heard the theme music start up and I got totally stoked for next week's lasagna.

A "selfish phase"? A "selfish phase"? A "SELFISH PHASE"? Albert, you dick!

Yeah, or almost 80, anyway. I just learned that the other day and I couldn't believe it. I still imagine him as Nick in Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?.

He's 80.

You monster, you were supposed to love him.

PATENT THIS

Maybe your boss meant hips. It's common knowledge that hips don't lie.

I'm still convinced I hallucinated all seven hundred seasons of that show. You're just a part of it, Todd. I'm on to you.

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I seen ya, but I don't Bolivia.

I remember seeing him in damn near everything growing up and being scared of that stare. When he showed up at the end of season 2 of Breaking Bad, I thought Oh, god, this guy. Run, Jesse! Run! And then he ended up being my favorite character after Hank.

I thought it said Fring You. It made sense at the time, OK.

What a horrible way for Mike to go out. Belly shot and having to listen to Walter drone on. And now Wendell's probably going to starve to death. Fuck you, Walter.

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