His catchphrase could be, "Shut the fuck up, or I'm going to break your ______" and the body part will be different each week.

Just El Paso, Feleena, and El Paso City, I think.

The Saul spinoff needs to be a prequel so we can have Mike threaten to break various parts of Saul's body each week.

Pine-Sol "infused" vodka.

FREEBIRD, WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

If you like El Paso, try Feleena. It's beautiful and like an expanded version of El Paso. I love Marty's voice so much. It makes me want to cry.

I love how helpful Hank is even though he's extremely uncomfortable.

This is one of my favorites, too, along with the one where Hank's forced to take anger management classes. "I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem."

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Are you saying Gabagooly Birdydove isn't worthy of a half-assed gimmick account that will be abandoned almost as soon as it's created?

Of course, they all know him down at the nude beach as Jayberd.

Be sure to have him autograph his picture so you can give it to the Maestro.

Listen to ElDan, Kirk. He's the man you want if you want to fuck shit up.

The dishes are done, man.

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Oh, please. Everyone loves Erwin Rommel; that's such a mainstream Nazi pick. My favorite is Fritz Sauckel. Who? Exactly.

You know what I'd do? I'd take that deal and crawfish and drill that ol' devil in the ass. What about you, Johnny, what would you do?

"Because I can, old man!" …is what I would say to him.

Important: why doesn't James Caan have a Twitter account?