But Tony was fully supportive of Gay Vito!

"Welcome home, asshole!"

Regular guy in a "Lifetime movie husband" kind of way, I would say. Like normal enough to be acceptable, but there's something creepy just beneath the surface.

The internet, hat. It's always the internet.

It was supposed to be hilarious when Ted broke his neck, right? Because I laughed like…well, like Walter White in a crawlspace when I saw that.

And not a single OF COCK! was uttered.

But first I think we have to determine whether she's doing the Humpty Dance or the Safety Dance.

I always think about how Stephen Stills has looked exactly the same since the 60s, and that freaks me out.

And make The Graduate watch the whole damn thing.

This dude's messing with our minds!

It was permed in 1995. She's still letting it "grow out".

You task me. You task me and I shall have you. I'll chase you around the moons of Nibia, Sandler!

HEY URSULA, I'M NAKED!

I don't know what "literacola" is.

No, it's tight squeeze then cool breeze.

How's it goin', squire, all right? Now listen, when I was in the nick — second time it was… no, third. Third stretch, yeah…

Some of us can't always remember how to spell requiescat in pace. Give us a break.

Boy, the way Glen Miller played…

My sister texted me the news, but she said, "Tony Soprano died!" and I thought she'd just watched the last episode of The Sopranos or something. I can't believe it.

Aw, this was nice, J.P. Alla salute.