@Rainbow Sherbert,

I used to watch it as a kid when it was on The Cartoon Network all the time. Write this down now so you won't forget later.

HEY PAUL!

And a personal favorite.

Yeah, what kind of jerk would do that? Someone I don't wanna have anything to do with, that's for sure.

I haven't thought about this book in years. My favorite part of the day in the fourth grade was my teacher reading it to us.

Doy, he's a mutant cyclops with a drooling problem.

I liked it OK, but I  think I was more fascinated by it than anything else, and especially by the main character. It's amazing what people will do when they're driven (and consumed) by hate.

Yeah, go home, Calexico. We can only tolerate one band of Mexicans at a time.

Chicken fight!

I'm going to memorize Homer's drunken rants and call the kids I don't immediately recognize "Big Maggie."

They did that even before the Leon & Scott plot on Roseanne: Leon had a partner named Steven that Leon's mother wasn't "comfortable" with having around when she visited, so Steven would always have to find another place to stay when she came to town. I think it was back when Roseanne worked at that luncheonette with…

A crush on Perlman, ay? It's the spiderweb tattooed on Clay Morrow's elbow, isn't it?

If you reexamine him even closer in Broadcast News, you'll see that his eyebrows have clearly been drawn on.

No, I reckon it wasn't.

Edit: Eh, n/m.

They were lepers, actually.

"Sitcom tendencies"? Sir, I challenge you to a duel. [laughter from audience]

I know those words, but…uh… help me out here, Uselessbeauty, how does the rest of this go?

I told you that in confidence, you jerk.