Johnny Deep will do it for free. Well, practically.

"Avengers panties"… Lux, you are a delight.

I just remembered some kid said, "Yer wearing green panties, herrrr herrrrr heeeerrrrrrr." Like I didn't know.

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One time in the 9th grade (I think, or maybe it was 8th grade), I accidentally ripped a pocket on the front of my shorts and I walked around for about half an hour not knowing my business was on display until someone pointed it out (pretty quietly and nicely, weirdly). One of the boys from my homeroom lent me his P.E.…

"My little commandant"

And everything else, even Nobody's Fool.

I love Basil's nicknames for Sybil. "Puff-adder" being the best.

Everyone does that. You do that. I've noticed it. Everyone does it. You do it.

Did you ever wonder why no one noticed that Bernie was rotting?

Are you sure you weren't being lured back to their house to be the star of a snuff film?

In a montage.

How unbelievable is it in retrospect that Rooney would be reluctant to get in a bus full of kids?

Meanwhile the Moon's like, "I'm more of a Hagar moon."

They're Le Tigre circa 1999

Summer 2015: Human Quintipede

Not interested in the ladies, but I guess there's always Bud.

The Bundys. We'd be starving and miserable, but the one-liners would be gold.