Jesus, Otto, Jesus!

Be prepared to scream "Fuck you, Jillian!" about twenty-five times before you reach the end of level 1.

It would have only taken a slap in the mouth to prevent several dozen axe wounds to the face.

Well, bile duct cancer has a very poor survival rate, as opposed to something like, say, prostate cancer.

Buzzcut looks off wistfully in the distance, dreaming of stewing buttwads.

You're thinking of Blast Crashington. Chester Bennington is the sidekick in the Johnny Wadd series.

They dated and it ended badly, from the information I've accidentally retained.

They must have been Seleniacs or whatever the fuck Selena Gomez fans call themselves.

Years and years of bitter defeat? Did I get it?

Colt 45? You must be joking. ElDan is a quality woman, and as such, requires TWO bottles of Olde English 800.

Well… how did he do dats?

I knew I had it mixed up. Thanks.

I think there was one years ago where Carl went off to work on an oil rig, or something like that. Lenny and Homer went to find him and bring him back.*

I thought Andrew "Dice" Clay died in a car accident.

The "shut the fuck UP" at the end was pretty satisfying. I'd spent the whole movie wishing Abin would, you know, shut the fuck up.

The Jeff Daniels/Bill Pullman confusion is the one I really don't understand. They don't even look or sound alike.

I'd ask him questions about his beard.

I'm curious to know more, but please keep in mind that I am a fragile petunia.

Also the risk of catching all of the hepatitises.

No, I don't want to play ultimate frisbee. Get away from me.