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Red-headed dude wearing painted-on rainbow suspenders. He's got a curly happy trail.

After reading about how Staley deteriorated and died, my whole body ached.

…Schmubledong?

"Hi, Oscar! I'm having a birthday party and you're not invited, but you can come if you want!"

I look forward to the day… when police officers are no longer referred to as "pigs." [limps away]

I loved and continue to love this movie. Randy Quaid's character in particular, because holy crap, so dumb. So sweet.

Did Judge Doom scare the hell out of you, too?

Ooooooh, sorry, uselessbeauty! We were looking for "more like The Bad Gatsby, right?"

I'd screw a chimpanzee.

Pa Balls is gonna be so mad at you.

…And I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to stick the controls down your pants.

Exclamation Point Exclamation Point Exclamation Point own you!

Gimme goddamn Shelter.

Ohhhhh, I thought she was saying yum-yum.

True, and how lucky was he that he found his female counterpart living in the same town?

Oh, dang. I was hoping to hear the voice of Clancy Wiggum talking about how many women he's accidentally knocked up.

Blue Ivy & Kanary Kudzu at KFC Yum! Center July 11-15 2035

Onward Easton

By the time it gets to "In the Middle of the Night" the patrons are either gone or dead by their own hands.