The death of your kid seems like the best reason to be all "woe is me," you'd think.

I do, and I don't know why.

"Baby Frannie" wasn't great, but it did introduce me to "Chablis mouth," and I'll always be grateful for that.

Yeah, mine too, except Jack Arnold and Dan Conner are on the list, too. I wouldn't call Dan Conner a "hardass," really, but he could be quite intimidating when challenged.

I know, right? "Favourite." What a loser.

I wouldn't call Red Forman a square so much as a hardass who has no time for anyone's bullshit.

Do not touch Willie.

So does the divorce scroll work like a funnel, or…

Yeah, it is sharp, isn't it? Love the rings and the smoke trail.

Doesn't Joe Don Baker beat people with a stick in everything? Except Reality Bites, I guess. But he should have.

Unregistered Looner must be new to the internet. I think what he means is, "Cite?"

@avclub-ca4fc44a59d0201cc7d4f760153cb00c:disqus , let's face it, and I'm not being funny, and I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.

Fuck you, you are callous!

That was late 80s.

Oh, good, can you show me how to do that? I've never been able to figure it out.

The list of questions sounds like something I would do.*

Did she have two sweaty brothers who walked around wearing bathrobes and drinking milk?

Try not to end up in 1885, Scrawler. You can't vote and you have to wear a corset.

You should have just let it rip hard. She might've thought the manliness of it made up for your "f-word"y sneeze.

We call those hillbilly nachos around here.