Are you sure they weren't palmetto bugs?

Maybe they're from the "work is work" school.

"Out of my way, space-waster."

"This song was playing in your car that entire weekend…"

Now doo wop makes me want to run numbers and cook sausages.

He did punch him in the face once. He kept poking him in the chest, what was he supposed to do?

…Yeah. Had me and then lost me.

Azteks can withstand the impact of almost anything. Gotta be tough if you're that ugly, you know?

Ah, I see. I'm going to have to get acquainted with The Americans sometime soon.

What's all this "TUSK!" business? I think I was absent that day.

I kind of want to listen to the Rob Schneider episode, but I'm afraid Maron's going to be a condescending douche. Seems like Schneider only gets trotted out to be a punchline.

Screw you!

You're thinking of Shaun O'Neill.

Someone should photoshop her standing in front of different landmarks and monuments.

"Sir, this sucks!"

#problematic

They really stuck it to John F. Kennedy Jr. twelve years after he died. I was like, "Can they DO that? LOL!"

Writerboy's got a reeeeal smart mouth on 'im, dudn't he? [spits]

Ranch flavored. Yeah, I know, I'm disgusting. Don't even look at me.

"Sampson, it's Sheila… Mama fell…" makes me laugh more than anything else in the world.