Hot Cheetos, Funyuns, Skittles, Corn Nuts, and Twizzlers.

Do you still make friendship bracelets?

I'm sure this is a gay joke, but I'm not sure how.

These Indian boots are sexy as hell, but they do not support my frame.

I wonder if he's used the same hairpiece for fifty years, or if he has a walk-in closet full of toupees to fit every mood and occasion. Like maybe there are sections designated for his sad hair, his fair-to-middling hair, his Comedy Central Roast hair, etc.

You're one cool kitten, HipsterDBag. Let's get together and freak out some flat tires sometime.

I had an original Coke for the first time in a long time the other day, and I was underwhelmed. I decided that, yes, I could live in a world without Coca Cola.

That scene makes me all sweaty and nervous. It's the greatest.

I know when I saw Mia unconscious on the floor, covered in puke and bleeding from her nose, I thought, I gotta start doing that. I want that to be me.

You assholes, you ruined my portable phone!

Modern Romance

@avclub-7656b560c7e180f8e0d84ca82ac0d8b7:disqus ,

ironic comment that conveys my detached superiority

She was also noted for her disdain of The Arts. Got Carney years ago.

Tell them about the time you got arrested at the funeral home, Boy Howdy.

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Oh wow, is "Chink" John Pinette?

I'm a scholar and a gentlewoman!

"Operates in a box inside of a box"

bumpy