What are the chances they'll flesh out the gun dealer on Breaking Bad during the next eight episodes? I would watch a full-length movie about that guy, actually.

He'll kill you for insulting his fine name, and he'll do it in the most poetically colloquial way ever, and you'll love it.

@avclub-e129a878f7b0e5aa9ac09e0282f64ea6:disqus ,

Was Martin Mull still on the show by then?

That's so uuuugly, maaaan! That's….ugh! That's UGH!

Keep the avatar and be IRON E.AGLE

Aw, I used to sing the "Ohhhh, Rosaaaay" part to my now dearly departed dog Rosie.

EL PRESIDENTE'D!

The drums in Bron-Yr-Aur Stomp. Oh, my. My, my, my.

And they're movie dirty, not real life slept-in-a-ditch-last-night dirty.

I like how they flavor Mad Dog, like "maybe if we make it more tropical, people's stomachs will rot less."

I searched for "Pepsi challenge" and my hopes of being the recipient of a Simpsons toy were dashed.

Damn you. Damn. You.

Unfortunately, I was also Cameron Frye. I wanted to be Sloane, but I was Cameron. Wah wah.

Tell me more stories about the rabbit, Stacy.

E. Buzz Miller was supposed to be a tough guy this whole time?

No, it mostly just robs and murders you.

Operator: I have no idea who you are. 
Bryan Cranston: Yeah, you do. You know exactly who I am. Now, say my name. 
Operator: Um… ….[hangs up]

Maybe Kubrick got the idea from Amityville Horror. Thought "Indian burial ground. I like that. I'll do that someday, but I'll do it right."

[puts on fingerless gloves]