I did, the other night. Weirdest dream ever.

There's a "what an asshole" joke in there somewhere but I can't make it work.

You'd have better luck with a jug of Carlo Rossi.

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DISQUS, YOU ARE MY NEMESIS

I knew we had to put Daisy down when she couldn't figure out "two-letter abbreviation for television".

My grandma doesn't do anything.

He can't spell favorite but he can spell performance? This has shanneniganes written all over it.

Aww, way to go, Quentin. Way to go.

He's always unavailable for comment! What is his problem!

Has anyone tried the hibiscus-flavored Absolut? I've been thinking about giving it a try; I found a decent-sounding recipe that involved pomegranate syrup.

Pain more painful and laughter much louder, yeah.

Hershel is a sweet old dad. Of course he's a goner.

No, you did that. 1 minute ago.

Even Dennis Hopper was freaked out.

Not obscure enough, Jay S. The venue you want is EXTENDED WARRANTY? HOW CAN I LOSE! Arena

Is that your pet name for him? That's sweet.

I…hm. I know this is supposed to be a joke, but I'm picking up what you're laying down, Kirk.

They're going to have English accents like everyone did back then.

Boily lepers are some cold bastards, vicks. Nobody's questioning that.

I liked him in Collateral….oh, I just did what you said not to do.