The evangelist walked into a fire and then the screen went black with the caption, "The end…..?"

Isn't it Part II, though? As in the second part of the last exorcism?

Ovaries before brovaries, breasticles before testicles.

It wasn't easy with that sumbitch in the White House. But…they say he was a good man. Maybe his advisers were confused.

Can't quote it because you're a white guy and you'd get your ass handed to you, or you can't really think of any Chris Rock routines and I just ruined your joke?

Let her go, Ralph. She knows what she's doin'.

He wasn't a raving lunatic in Shotgun Stories. At least, I don't think he was. I can't really gauge it since my extended family is pretty much like the one in the movie. Maybe to normal people he was a nutter.

Maybe you ought to go out of your way to get "thrusted about", Tark. I'm just saying, you know, maybe you'd be in a, eh, "better humor", as you'd say it.

Didn't it turn out that Rusty Shackleford was an actual person, though?

Shut up, Garfield! And why - why do you hate Mondays? You don't even work!

Sammy, Sammy don't…Sammy, I love you…

Were you like Sol when he told Dale that he was totally glad he dipped his pen in Dale's ink?

Maybe he doesn't know how much half a dozen is.

Still doing the podcast?

I won't.

Hey, how ya doin', I'm Paul Snider. Hey. Paul Snider. Haha, yeah. I'm Paul Snider.

For some reason, my favorite part of that whole episode is Bobby Cannavale yelling "YAHTZEE!"

Me too, man.

I love She Devil, Archmage. I always have, and I always will, and if you badmouth it any more, I will fight you.

Are you saying "POW"?