I missed you, George. You know, at first I found you very irritating, but then you kinda got stuck in my head. Co-STAN-za!

Sometimes birthrights just aren't that important, you know?

Peen is pronounced like poon where Ktotwf comes from.

***bones terrorist***

And did it happen before or after it became OK to show married couples sleeping in the same bed?

"Why is he like this?"

Waffles are crispy goodness and pancakes are soggy ass.

Let's eat yogurt and talk animatedly about shoes!

Come on, ElDan, don't be a droit…

Let's fi-i-i-i-i-i-ind a waaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Are you calling Alec Baldwin paunchy and disdainful? You are going to get such a Twitter beatdown, Noel Murray!

:(

I know, right? That is some Charles II Restoration shit going on in that YouTube clip. I'm impressed.

I loathe George Jones' voice for some reason. I always have. No idea why.

Which one are you talking about?

I like this explanation the best. The man who dad-danced with Mick Jagger in "Dancing in the Street" doesn't want to be seen with Morrissey.

Your love of penis is written all over your face, Dikachu. Don't play us.

Well, I mean…wouldn't you fight Morrissey? Isn't that the natural response to Morrissey?

Everything from dead wood to Stetson hats.

Ah, it's nothin'. Just a dumb joke.