Yes, you are, because it takes more than a few seconds to do the banana dance.

Shouldn't Maggie be about 24 now?

Holy shit! Look who got beat with the ugly stick! Is that you, Bob?

Maybe it was Terry O'Quinn and his creepy dad glasses in The Stepfather that started the trend.

The third act reminded me of a typical X-Files, actually. Not bad, but I think it would have been infinitely more disturbing if it had turned out the exorcist's suspicions about the father sexually abusing the daughter were correct.

His pubes? What's going on, I got here late.

You should put that in a fan letter. "Louis, I think you're great. PS: You kind of look like a guy who would hang around trailer parks stalking naked 12 year olds ok bye."

That is a photograph of a haunted man.

They're playing virtually every day in June except my birthday. It's not going to be a very happy day in the MuchTime household.

I enjoy it. Toward the end, it veers into The Wild Bunch territory a little bit, but hey, nothin' wrong with that.

He can't help that he looks like he was drawn by John K.

Snatch is fun and doesn't take itself seriously. Plus it has Dennis Farina, and Dennis Farina is the best.

Let your boner break your fall, Wodehouse!

For some reason I get Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead and My Own Private Idaho mixed up. I know Treat Williams is all tweaked out in one of them.

Dondlegrondy, n: something with Don del Grande-like characteristics

Elliott, that's not an extraterrestrial, that's the slow boy from down the street. Take him back.

Diarrhea had a respectable following in the '70s, but they really caught on around '94 or '95.

Or Carly Simon if you starved her and then mummified her.

I've been calling her Downtown Abby like an idiot.

You've already been a villain? Damn. I really need to get up off my dead ass.