Hey, man, you know where I can score some big fat doobies?

What is this? Are we being Jeff'd?

If he and Baby Face Nelson hadn't been shot to death, Baby Face would still be promising to take John to the Copa to see Bobby Darin.

WORKS ON CONTINGENCY?

But if you spew and she bolts, it was never meant to be.

- He's comically older than she is
- They became close as prison pen pals
- He has a 60-year-old ex-showgirl daughter

That's the way I'd like to see it go. I would love to see Hank become Mike 2.0, actually. Disillusioned cop? Hates Walt? It's perfect.

They said there was gonna be chicks in cages OH MY GOD NO

Oh, good. Mike and Wendell won't be lonely.

And then molests Jerry Seinfeld.

Do they smell like pancakes?

You Can't Keep a Goodman Down, coming Fall 2014

Crazy. CRAZY. Get out. Get out of here right now, witch!

Todd Vvaann ddeerr Wweerrff is The Voice.

I knew it was you. As soon as I read this story, I said to myself, "This is McPickleshitter's fault."

They call it music, but I call it noise!

I…hmm. I think I may be a little behind the times, here. My mother had to explain to me how to use a hand-me-down Kindle Fire she gave me. I mean, she only had to explain it once, but still.

I don't think that's how mirrors work.

I just recently learned that the Amish apparently have a Mafia.

Back-Door Pilots Vol 16