"The chain came off my Guido shark" - Kaitlin, age 7

At least they're not nouveau cannibals.

At least they're not nouveau cannibals.

So. Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia was pretty rad. I loved you in that.

So. Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia was pretty rad. I loved you in that.

Uuuuughhhhh…

Uuuuughhhhh…

Ooooooh!

Ooooooh!

I try not to make comments about being surprised about who's still living, because I am a notorious jinx.

I try not to make comments about being surprised about who's still living, because I am a notorious jinx.

If he were a McPoyle, he would eventually relent and request a fist bump.

If he were a McPoyle, he would eventually relent and request a fist bump.

Yeah. Toughen up. This guy's posting with a bullet in his face.

Yeah. Toughen up. This guy's posting with a bullet in his face.

Aren't we all that guy drinking at the bar? [thoughtful Dennis look]

Aren't we all that guy drinking at the bar? [thoughtful Dennis look]

Now look off into the distance, pensively, while Turn, Turn, Turn plays.

Now look off into the distance, pensively, while Turn, Turn, Turn plays.

Oh yeah? How long did it take the mushrooms to come?