Saw 'im every night for five glorious weeks in 1993, and then he disappeared from my life forever.

Hey, that's encroachin' on Drakkar Noir's bidness.

Hey, that's encroachin' on Drakkar Noir's bidness.

I think this is the only episode where I saw Paulie as a human being with feelings and not as an irritating caricature of a gangster.

I think this is the only episode where I saw Paulie as a human being with feelings and not as an irritating caricature of a gangster.

"Kennedy and Heidi" is a good example of this.

"Kennedy and Heidi" is a good example of this.

She definitely looks like she's wrapped in the warm fuzzies that painkillers give you.

She definitely looks like she's wrapped in the warm fuzzies that painkillers give you.

Diane Sawyer was shitfaced or drunk last night? What's shitfaced if not drunk?

Diane Sawyer was shitfaced or drunk last night? What's shitfaced if not drunk?

A president named Mittens?

A president named Mittens?

Awwwwwwww. I'm so happy 4 u guize

Awwwwwwww. I'm so happy 4 u guize

And then Tony got pissed off and wondered whatever happened to Gary Cooper?

And then Tony got pissed off and wondered whatever happened to Gary Cooper?

He flashed a gun at his landlord to get him off his back about the rent. It actually turned him on, if I remember correctly. (Charlie, not the landlord.)

He flashed a gun at his landlord to get him off his back about the rent. It actually turned him on, if I remember correctly. (Charlie, not the landlord.)

I saw some brain-damaged little shit say something like, "He can beat me any time lol" on Twitter one time, and a part of my soul said "fuck this shit" and tore away from my body.