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TooMuchTime
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I saw some brain-damaged little shit say something like, "He can beat me any time lol" on Twitter one time, and a part of my soul said "fuck this shit" and tore away from my body.

Like Hipster doesn't already know the candy belt trick.

Like Hipster doesn't already know the candy belt trick.

No. They mean Drahnkenstein's monster.

No. They mean Drahnkenstein's monster.

JOOOHHHNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAY!

JOOOHHHNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAY!

And these were created for children! That is so delightfully fucked up.

And these were created for children! That is so delightfully fucked up.

I loved those books when I was a kid. I remember reading them in the middle of the day and dreading bedtime, especially since the house I lived in was creepy as hell. Disappointed to hear they changed the illustrations — they were the best part of the stories.

I loved those books when I was a kid. I remember reading them in the middle of the day and dreading bedtime, especially since the house I lived in was creepy as hell. Disappointed to hear they changed the illustrations — they were the best part of the stories.

He looks like the kind of guy who would say something like, "Your head would look so good in my freezer."

He looks like the kind of guy who would say something like, "Your head would look so good in my freezer."

*Fuck* being good at things, man.

*Fuck* being good at things, man.

@Dikachu:disqus ,
You know what they say about assumin'.

@Dikachu:disqus ,
You know what they say about assumin'.

The Hammhanks!