Mini-burgers: ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER'S favorite brunch item.

Mini-burgers: ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER'S favorite brunch item.

"Don't provoke me, old man!"

We don't even need the true answer to that. Just, yes. He did.

I think the beginning of Tony's descent was the day he was born to Johnny and Livia.

He looks like a giant baby. Y'alls is sick.

I really wish "Urrite" was here to say, "Mob boss? More like moob boss, am I right, bros?!"

Tony would be so pissed to know that the History Channel is 99% reality shows now. I'd love to see his reaction to the show about alligator hunters. 

Love the woman's answer to Psycho Dad: Psycho Mom

No one cares but me, Bret. 

…in gravy.

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A good "is this person for me" test: does he/she laugh at "I came"?

Why does Johnny Depp look like Liza Minnelli in Cabaret?

Didn't this happen with Elizabeth Hurley in the first Austin Powers sequel? They said she was a fembot that had to be destroyed, or something like that.

Ah, you likeded it, quit playin'.

One could say Short Circuit 2 was specially made for those on a…

Down.

See also: the Cobb salad and ______ from hell.

It ate my joke about babies jacking off, or jacking off babies, or something like that. Trust me, it was gonna be killer.