William Shatner or no one.

Damn it, Disqus, you've screwed me again!

I think Charlie already had one grandkid when I was born.

Drive

I'll give you a high five, but then I'll blog about how stupid it was and how Malcolm Tucker's like totally lost his edge.

You Sopranos, you go too far!

And the Os in that name have nipples in the center, because TITS.

Oh, Mr. Costahhhhnza!

Oh, yeah, that's right. I remember that now, because it was funny to me how quickly Tony dropped his "every day is a gift" mantra when he started getting cabin fever and wanted to get back to "work".

If I'm remembering it correctly, Tony doesn't exactly sit serenely by the pool in this episode. He's actually pissed off by several little things, isn't he? This is the episode where he's sitting by the pool trying to read some magazine about boating, right?

They make up wordlessly over the "Lawrence Welk program".

Imminently makes it sound like we're going to have to watch this at some point.

There is not a damn thing wrong with Brass Monkey. Not a damn thing.

It would make more sense to flip him, then.

Uuuuuuuuugggggghhhhh..

…Is that Punky Brewster's dad?

More like Mycockford Files

Scrawler IS Mittens.

You don't understand - Leon is his uncle.

Sofia Coppola was one of the worst parts of the film, that is undeniable. Mary's death scene was supposed to be tragic, right, but she played it like Sean Penn as Spicoli. "Dad? …This is bogus, Dad!"