I wonder if Swartzwelder was the one who came up with the I&S where Scratchy adopts Itchy and Itchy stabs him and steals his TV? I think that's my favorite ever I&S. "Why? My only son!"

Shit List by L7 is pretty satisfying sometimes.

No - limey bean

He looks like somebody drew a face on some soup skin.

Heh heh, and then porksword says, "But will you rub yourself in front of me?"

Tony has a ham for every occasion.

urns

Frances has been "ugggghhhh, Mommmmmmmm!"-ing since she was a tiny baby, looks like.

Haha, I seen what you did

You know, there was that one time Richie told Junior he was giving him a boner…

Dave goddamn Franco…

***This post spoils The Blue Comet and ruins your life.***

n/m

Is it because their speech tends to be…muffled?

"Maybe a picture of Dave Grohl hitting son Frances Bean" doesn't look right.

High five.

Everybody knows this is Noel
la la la la la la laaaaaaa

Hello Dasher in the snow ♫

Barber = mom with a pair of dull scissors and a cereal bowl

After he told the makeup artist to make him look as much like Alan King as possible.