He died, Tone.

Oh, man, that was so funny. Also loved when the reporter said to him, "Always a pleasure (watching you be a stupid asshole)."

Vincent's muscular arms?

Her knuckles? Is it her knuckles? Does she owe you money?

This remake can eat me.

I like how it's being touted as the "funniest movie of the year" in April.

I may be in the minority, here, but I think Jason Segel is s000 cute omg lol.

“I discovered that although I loved many of these men, I didn’t want to
have sex with them… Does that make me homophobic? Who knows?”

I'd water her backyard and hoe some weeds, if you know what I mean.

That's great, Yee Yee.

Or like Tom Hanks if he never made it off the island.

There are many things about you that confuse the shit out of me.

I was hesitant to watch it because I knew Brad Pitt was in it and I think Brad Pitt usually sucks, hard, but I'll be damned if I didn't come away from IB thinking Aldo was the best character.

Cool YouTube impression, brahs

"Full disclosure: the god turned out to just be a guy in a goat mask with a knife."

Face right!

You should read 'em. I sure put Rex Reed in his place.

It's hardly a new thing, though. Why not just put Dippin' Dots in its place and say "These things exist. Don't you hate these things?"

Oh, have a cup of tea and a butter pie and settle down.

*Calls you Carlo Jr.*