He looks sort of like Serge Gainsbourg.

It's not like my mom sat me down in front of the TV all, "Here, watch this, ya little shit, Mommy needs to go sleep one off." I think I just saw a scene or two.

…son of a bitch.

I was about that age when I first saw it, and I remember thinking Piper Laurie was supposed to be Jesus. Curly hippie hair/religious. Logical conclusion for a 5-year-old to draw, I suppose.

That picture is one of a man with an important decision to make: does he loiter by the McDonald's playground or the elementary school today?

All Ur Hugz N Kisses 2

Had a hair on my tongue. You know how much I hate that? Of course you do. You put it there.

Viva le Jay Sherman, viva Quebec!

Would George do something questionable for a petty little victory? Of course he would. But for a healthy snack? Probably not.

The motor oil is for arm-wrasslin' night!

Isn't the joke supposed to be that of course that's where George got the Nutrigrain bar, because we all know he's not above doing things like that (eclair out of the garbage)?

My reaction to Gummo is sort of similar to how Homer freaked out when Marge showed him the terrifying picture Bart drew in class. Trembling, with a shrieky "get it away!"

I was shocked to find out Harry Dean Stanton is in his 80s. He looks like a hard-living 50-year-old.

Burping with a sad face kinda feels like you're a ribbiting frog. Try it.

Yeah, 'cause nothing's cuter than an asshole cat taking a dump on your floor right in front of you all, "What are you gonna do about it? Hit me? Go ahead. I dare you. Yeah, that's what I thought, you pussy. Haha, get it? I said 'pussy'. Fuck you."

It's weird that people have opinions about Vera Miles.

If Stacy were here, she'd say, "OMG Pendleton Ward is totes cutez0rz lol".

Or Frank Sinatra's voice. But maybe replace "significant" with "boffo".

Is this yours, Larry? Is this your homework, Larry?

@RegularGonzalez