There's nothing wrong with it. I just made a clumsy attempt at a joke.

My favorite part was when he waited until after they had sex to tell her that he may or may not have tiny bugs all over him.

It's a classic Costanzian move!

"Elaine tries to make Arby’s sound sophisticated. 'I had the roast beef.'"

So, you got any?

Sew, very old one. Sew like the wind.

The Mexicanyness is good, yes, but is it Three Amigos good?

The world was like an anaconda in that it didn't want None.

POW POW!

He'll boil with rage and taste delicious.

The cat puts him outside at night?

Why does god hate my peanuts?

She's got a very Joan Allen-y look about her, I think.

I'd ask him to marry me, but alas, he's fooken dead. 

If it makes the OGs feel any better, the Irish side of my family is a miserable bunch of dysfunctional alcoholics.

Bitches, man. Gotta sleep wit' one eye open and you've only got one eye, right?

Summer of Sam would be an embarrassing/shame-inducing movie-going experience even if you didn't watch it with a parent.

She's not still alive, but she's still around.

But how can this be?

Oh, fuck, is that what's going on in there?