Man, Tippi Hedren is looking rough.

"Well, there are three of you. You're not exactly lone."

"'the big one' yelled at her to shut up and head to The Dixie Arms".

Just you shut your mouth, that song is wonderful.

I'll have you know Terry Jones is about 5'10''!

Oh, I had "ctjk".

No, I made it up.

Irregardless, she got her point acrost.

KIRK AND STEVE NOT ADAM AND EVE!

I was just gonna post "I don't know if you really want to wish that. 'Bang as many of my grandkids as possible' is on his bucket list."

Great snap, Will. And damn, Morgan Freeman doesn't seem to age.

I bet you could make a great float with vanilla ice cream, coffee Coke and vanilla Coke.

I didn't see the "coal" part of your post at first, so I was pretty confused for a few minutes. "A hunk of butt…what do you mean? Will the quesadilla burger make you literally shit yourself?"

No, do you?

You've already thoroughly screwed yourself by purchasing the Oreo cereal, so why not just combine it with heavy whipping cream or pure lard?

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Re: Dingo joke on Seinfeld

Yeah, real original! Sit on it, Potsie!

Wasn't Jim always kind of a smug asshole, though?

Carmela Soprano. Materialistic, greedy, phony, snobby-yet-trashy, ignorant. She has it all.