I think that's what he means by "failed miserably".

…And that's how pater blinded himself, children.

It was the butterfly! The butterfly, I tell you!

n/m; misunderstood post

Here's a useless fact my brain just pointed out to me: that was a stunt butt.

Haha, I completely forgot about the Shelbyville lookalikes. Maybe Luanne is Kirk's attractive (Shelbyvillian) cousin?

I pictured their mom looking like Shelley Duvall for some reason.

Milhouse's parents got back together several (?) seasons ago, I think.

Corey Feldman making too many demands, huh?

Zelda….Jesus Christ, Zelda.

He lies when he cries!

Guys who look like that have married Zooey Deschanel.

Maybe a holiday on La Isla Bonita would sway her since she's not a candy perfume girl.

So which one is it, spicoli323, Wilma or Betty?

How else can you get the "came to work straight from the bar" look?

There's probably some stupid, convoluted MI6 contrivance tying him to the CIA.

It might appeal to those who enjoy Tom Hardy, but then they'll realize that they can just go watch Bronson again instead.

Well, Elroy has clearly swallowed a brick and is unsuccessfully trying to pass it, but I don't know about the rest.

This could be an intense round of "Would You Rather".

This took an uncharacteristically dark turn.