You just dredged up the memory that my Simon "mysteriously disappeared".

Weren't you paying attention? He looked exactly like Al Pacino and was extremely sensitive about it.

That tends to happen when they get old.

Who cares what you think. You're a dog. Quit eating shit out of the catbox. 

Very funny posting a picture of the mother Kardashian, Steven.

I don't know about that, Ferlin. Isn't it considered the holy grail to be in the general vicinity of Madge?

She was trying to spell out "I Love Dawes" but ran out of time.

With a special appearance by James Taylor.

Leave the fucking cheese there, all right? I love fucking cheese at my feet!

You're really limpin' to the barn, here, AV Club. Heh heh. 

Scent of a Wolfman is so great. "C'mon, Chawlie, let's go get a drink." Cut to Frank drinking out of a toilet.

But Sean Connery in a slingshot bikini is aces, is it?

Fuckin' A, man (did it right). Right-wing?

Oh, the things that could be done with "gunga galunga gunga gunga galunga".

Yeah, my love for Dana Gould goes way back. I think it was the Vincent Price impression that sold me.

Damn, he's a human coin bank.

Why isn't HoboCop a thing?

He's wearing a parka with a fedora. If it turned out he wasn't wearing any pants, would you be surprised? I wouldn't.

He's way into headbands lately, I guess. Let's just leave him be; it's best that way.

When did Al Pacino become the hobo that lives behind Winkie's?