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Is she dead, yes or no?

Mean.

Clearly, Driver drove until he bled out all over his boss scorpion jacket.

You know what would be a funny thing to do, maybe? Photoshop some eyebrows on Albert Brooks. He could have a different look for every day of the week. On Monday, he could be Jean Harlow, for instance. Tuesday maybe Groucho Marx.

"Greer Pressure"?

It wasn't a candy bar, it was a "Thumb-Sucker". Ya dumb little bastard, ya.

Or a side of pork for the meat locker scene.

Aw, he looks like a baby orangutan.

Counterpoint:

I love the surprised way Merrick says, "Stop it, Al!" after Al smacks him.

@Carol Brown

Andy Richter Controls the Universe.

Oh, Billy! [puts them on the glass]

Sims' lack of response in these comments can only mean that he's too busy filing some kind of complaint against one "Lieutenant Buttocks".

Loooooooove the Sims!

I almost edited that post because I was instantly ashamed of it. Too late now, I s'pose.

Are they going to include the bestiality stuff in this biopic? We already know Sevigny isn't averse to blowing mutts.

"…but if you're just a lazy guy who just wants some easy pussy every once in a while the married life is the way to go."

You should have been born in August. Your parents would have been well-advised to wait.

That's going on my desktop (and in my dreams).