If only he could look like a huge pair of anime tits.

Now sarCCastro will say, "Just like Lobsters1!" and Lobsters1 will say, "Hey, you're A funny Guy! Fuck You!"

To hell with that useless bastard!

You're wrong, schoolboy! You don't need to work blue!

Tom Petty is probably so sick of being asked stuff.

I dunno…that "Schlemiel, Schlimazel" sounds awfully foreign-y. That can only convey the message that's it's OK for Messicans to take er jerbs.

Crying with shame all the while.

To say nothing of Waldo…

My neighbor isn't that cruel. After a while, his off-key screeching of "Going to California" is strangely comforting.

Sitting on a park bench…

He's a little Muppet-like in that picture.

You were put here to test me.

Someone who still thinks he's got another Punch Drunk Love in him? Oh, the poor bastard.

@Craig J. Clark,

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, it is Wednesday.

Why did you shudder just now, Reasonable Discussions?

Oh my god, grandpa, go back in the house. And take your fucking spittoon with you, it's so embarrassing.

At their desks, or…?

I'm skeptical.