Blood pudding and Cliff Richard. What the fuck, Britannia?

…isn't that just adoption?

Shut up sconn, you're ruining our birthday.

Listening to a Scotsman talk about his alcoholic days doesn't get you home? You're just impossible, that's what you are.

Jesus, AV Club. "Give Jimmy Fallon a chance. Stop hating Twilight. Quit calling every piece of music you hear 'rock'."

I would sing the hell out of This Must Be the Place. I wouldn't even have to be shitfaced.

I don't know…I've always liked the way he delivers "Knock it off, Julie. I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, OK? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is."

Oh, with both of them, Subway Justice? Good lord.

He's already got the water, there, now all he needs is a nozzle and a vagina.

J.D. is from Ohio. I can't remember what episode it's in, but a garbage man somehow knows that J.D. dreamed of being a doctor while growing up in Trotwood, Ohio.

I can't bring myself to watch Blue Valentine. Somehow I got this idea in my head that it's soul-crushingly depressing when it's probably not that bad at all.

I don't have anything to add to this beyond "fuck yeah, Dick Miller".

I think the poor little guy's trying to say he's thirsty.

I watched that movie dozens of times when I was a kid. And "Golden Ghouls" still gets me.

Mickey's "Little Johnny" joke, Mallory beating the dogshit out of Scagnetti, and any scene with McClusky sold me on this movie.

McClusky: What is it, Natapundi?!
Napolitani: Napolitani!
McClusky: I don't care what your fucking name is!

Mickey and Mallory's blood drops becoming little demon snakes or some shit and entwining.

1. Cloris Leachman
3. (since apparently we're skipping numbers we don't like) Bev Harris

He does a great Roger. "I like wiiiiiine."

If we could still comment unregistered, I'd be Count von Count Gives saying, "Zero! Zero fucks! Ha ha ha!"