@avclub-92a972196ae14b06997dc73a44c6cddd:disqus,

That guy with the Will Smith avatar did the other day. Twice, I think.

Mr. state trooper, please don't stop me (for going 25 in a 55 zone)

Only you and your stylist know the truth. [wink]

I like to think "And as for your grandma? She shouldn'ta mouthed off like that!" is Swartzwelder's doing.

Juanito would also be crying for Giovanni Ribisi's mother, because that's how he do.

BONG.

If I'm going by episodes John Swartzwelder's written, I choose Homer the Vigilante.

Chunky soup isn't better, it just has more stuff in it.

"do yourself a favor and read some of the easily available material on this case."

As a nose fetishist, I need help.

We're talking about the Rapiest Ape.

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Well, you're just too mean to live, lately.

Proceed cautiously, Warren Oates. It might be a trap.

"Local Arkansans weren’t sure of what to think of us during the making of the first film."

@Rev

That movie where you rescue an elephant was…well, that certainly fuckin' happened, didn't it, Henry?

They're just trying to buy your oil, Asshole. Why are you acting insane and threatening to cut their throats?

Because of a Kix tape, Hipster? Come now. You can do better than that. I've seen it.