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I will answer your question with a cliche: it can always get worse.

If everyone was a straight shooter like Kirk Cameron Left Me Behind, he wouldn't have taken that arrow to the knee.

And that's how the world's most embarrassing Poison cover band was formed.

I agree, and Jenkins could make anything funny, really, even the lackluster stuff from the later seasons after Kelso retired. "I'm like Norm up in this bitch" will always be a gem.

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"And then in 1977, I died on the toilet. ….Or did I?"

Sister, when these nerds have raised hell, you'll know it.

No. No!

Up until that time, TV shows had used twin babies alternately in a single role. Family Ties was ahead of its time in that sense.

Brett Ratner?

He appears to be jaundiced. Maybe that's it.

I thought Douglas Fairbanks traveled through time and became a douche.

Objection! Soap is great.

In that case, I want Krusty the Clown to host.

Let me find you that SNL article from a while back. That was a reasonable discussion if there ever was one.

I <3 HuckaDs, am I right?!

You should give a listen to "Everywhere I Go". It's real purdy.

Wild Orchid was a theatrical release? I always thought it was one of those sexy late night Cinemax originals.

I was so hoping to find out what he thinks about sharing a name with a predatory group of middle-aged women.

I already forgot what I read up top, so I'm just gonna assume her middle name is Heidi.