God bless and good luck, little AV Clubber.

Whichever one will make you shit the least blood.

But he never had penisary contact with her volvo.

Also, that sucking-a-lemon face she makes when she's suppressing whatever she's really feeling/thinking and saying something sickeningly phony.

But if Carmela were to hear rumors about how exactly Adriana died, wouldn't she know that Tony was behind Adriana's death? He's the boss; he's the one who passes down the orders to murder those who "transgress". Carmela must know that, right? That nobody makes a move without Tony's say so?

If you've been driving all night, your hands wet on the wheel, you mean.

It seems like everything in a strip club would taste like strawberry K-Y.

It's all that lavender.

NEXT WEEK ON AMC'S BREAKING BAD!!!!!!!

That makes me so sad for some reason.

Isn't T-Crap a rapper?

Wait, does that mean you look like Hooded Justice?

Sven the concierge would totally call the guy in the above photo a fuzzy little shithead.

You're crazy, bitch. Carol Kane is so cute it hurts.

Stop! Hammertime!

And it was very much appreciated.

No, that was in another scene. "American Girl" plays when Carmela tells Tony she loves him.

I always picture Carmela talking to a comatose Tony. "This song…was playing in your car that entire weekend we all went to Long Beach Island."

Just say "so is your mom". It's an all-purpose burn.

Tommy, can you feel me near you?