So do we all, spicoli323. So do we all.

The Smothers Brothers possibly being the reason Pete Townshend turned into a deaf pervert is a movie unto itself.

Woody Harrelson could play Tommy.

I'm meeting you halfway, you stupid hippies!

OMG yes, I love her <3

I would've described it as a brouhaha.

I wish they had kept the Vincent-Hanna-is-a-massive-cokehead angle. His scene with Albert would've made a lot more sense. (Not that it wasn't awesome anyway.)

There's that poor unfortunate gardener, Sal Vitro. And the kindly Bell Labs scientist, John Schwinn.

Because he always asked the customers if they wanted fries with that shake. The boss didn't realize he was a sexual deviant.

No. I used to be Too Much Time before my Much and Time had to be fused to me.

OK. Some free associations from my infancy: a beach ball. A Dog. A Log. A poodle. A Noodle. A doodle.

I enjoy the musical stylings of The Clite Ater.

"if you get invited to somebody's apartment for a Superbowl party, and there are ten people there and one of them is Eddie Vedder. What are you supposed to do? Just talk about the Cubs?"

[Nathan Rabin glares]

Count me in…

I'm Salvatore Salami and this comment is under review.

We're a sneaky bunch.

I'm a little bit different in that I now pity him rather than nothing him.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

So…where are the hookers?