Phylis, no!!

Isn't he watching it on the kitchen TV when he's talking to Carmela? In White Caps, he quoted the "bad for the grass" line to Carmela when she asked him when he was going to move the theater seats from the lawn and into the garage. Could be a subtle reference to that.

You just blew my mind. /Kramer

I think he tried to give the ring to Svetlana first and Svetlana was basically like lol wut.

I found it creepy, too, Carol, and for a long time, I wasn't exactly sure why. But now I think it's because in Tony's dreams, Livia isn't just his nutbag mother anymore. She's an otherworldly being that inspires abject dread.

"For some reason, I'm…scared."

Hesh is such a genial scumbag, isn't he? Only he can suggest castration in the same tone of voice that he would use to congratulate a just-engaged couple, or something.

Re: Chinatown

Invented as a punishment?

There's something about marshmallow vodka that makes me feel like I would need glittery eyeshadow and frosted hair to enjoy it properly.

Prudent refreshment products, for people who don't want to look at or touch their genitals.

I see those ads, too, and I'm in Southern California. There's one advertisement where a guy says that the chocolate waterfall is the best thing that's ever happened to him. And there are macaroons, too.

When I was little, I thought the old Dracula was Gene Hackman.

Who's the shaggy one? He's kind of cute.

Aw.

If she sticks around for 45 minutes after being disappointed by you, you marry her.

D is for damn, that's Dawes!
A is for almighty god, it's Dawes!
W is for wow, those guys are Dawes!
E is for everybody look, there go Dawes!
S is for shit, I can't think of anything for this one …Dawes!

You can't spell Dawes without Dawes.

Wye Oak is worth a listen, Warren Oates, but I'm thinking maybe they're not your cuppa joe.

You don't like the Drake? I loooooooooooooove the Drake!