Put that back in your pants!

Yeah I know man, thats pretty terrible, but its apple blossom and it was really fucking busy at work. But Ill admit as much as a shame it is to have Dennis Hopper gone, I'm glad we still have Robert Duvall for a little while. And John Voit.

Evolution being wrong doesn't make creationism right. And scientists being wrong, doesn't make science wrong. If every single scientific fact we know is absolutely wrong, that doesn't make religion right, it just makes them both wrong. I think, in 2010, its really fucking silly to actually belief anything thats in the…

Nevermind that was Robert Duvall, good thing I wasn't doing his eulogy. But RIP anyway bad guy from Speed.

Thats like 6 kinds of awesome.

RIP He was an amazing actor. Second Hand Lions was the shit.

My mother made a living as a home health care worker (not a nurse, but someone who takes care of old people in their home) and although I didn't know many of these people personally, many of them had to wait far too long for organ transplants, and I can recall one who died as a result. Although I will say, this isn't…

Katie Perry is hot and I want to make fuck with her. Lady Gaga makes music that a like, but I'm entirely sure if shes attractive, let alone a women. (Not that either one of those have mattered to me before!) Kiesha is just fucking terrible.

"They make a living off of making sexually explicit comments to 14 year old girls at concerts"

I watched one episode of SINC once, and saw three of the four main characters tits. I watched again, and there was no tits, just rich annoying women complaining. If I wanted more of that I'd move back to Ontario.

Ive only heard a few Lady Gaga songs, but I must say, they are fucking fantastic. And if she wants to wear a phone on her head then I'm glad, that makes me like her more.

I am a father of a young girl, and I don't mind the princess thing at all, I mean she sure as fuck gets treated as one, why shouldn't she dress up as one. And is this a trend? I though little girls were as obsessed with princess as they ever were, all of my younger sisters sure were. I don't find it too terrible.

Although I'm sure a great deal of the attention the resurgence in 8-bit graphics is getting is nostalgic, I don't think thats all of it. A part of it seems to be,to me at least, is a stripping down of over stuffed trendy games that show an emphasis on graphics rather than actual game play. The 8-bit trend (along with…

Wasnt Hamiliton getting a team? What about Toronto, can't they be moved to a less douchey part of the country, change their name and actually play some fucking hockey?

So theres no love for City Slickers 2, The Legend of Curlys Gold?

No one said the whores were female.

Id go see your band all the time, people would go "Carl, where you off too?" and I'll be all like "Im going to see HUGE NAKED TITIES!" People would think I was so bad ass. The only thing I'd listen to would be HUGE NAKED TITTIEs, and when I start a huge rock band, and people ask my biggest influence, I will say HUGE…

"What to do? Oh, I know! I'll dress up like a clown and convince people they drank my pee! GENIUS!"

Fat Mikes Piss
"My Vagina has two sets of lips, but I don't get monthly blood drips."

The Comedy Central ones aren't that bad, but they need to change their comedians up a bit. The Friars Club Roasts were the same shit over and over again too, all the comedy central ones need is booze. Booze solves everything.