They real ending, at least according to wikipedia, has been ruined countless times already on this very thread. It really is what you think it is (and what i thought when i saw the full length trailer). Doesn't mean it wont be all batshit crazy and kinda of fun.

I shit all over my girlfriends tits

Theres a dumpster bin company around here called Get R Dumpt and a cleaning company hose slogan is "our strippers take it all off". There is also a roofing company whose slogan is "you wane em, we gutter". This is Nova Scotia in a nutshell.

Durham County is pretty good.

Yeah im with you on his voice, it does drive me sometimes. One of em, the one with glasses anyway, just got arrested a little a while ago for some cocaine related incident. He was the kicked out of the band, so theres that. Pretty sure hes the annoying one. Im a little out of the radio loop, ive olnly heard that song…

To be fair, John Mayer never shit on a cruise ship.

SRV OWNS.

Plays more chords? You obviously dont play guitar to make such a stupid reference. Jon Mayer almost won me over a bit with his guitar world interview, I believe he is a huge fan of music, and speaks pretty humbly of his influences. He is also a great guitar player, check it out on youtube no one will deny. Hes not the…

"I think we should encourage celebrities saying crazy things."

Yes it does. Even some of their newer shittier music has some clever music that makes me smile. Like that about breaking into his old apartment, and wondering about all the changes. It makes me smirk.

No i dont really like any of those bands very much.

Watching and hearing musicians is always done with the best quality from the back. It depends on the type of music of course, but if it is music that calls for moshing, it will generally be very loud, and of poor quality near the front. Not to mention how tightly people pack themselves in up front. Again, pussy.

There old stuff is awesome in its own way

Dont let the radio fool you, they just assemble a handful of canadian bands and replay the same songs over and over to fill their mandatory canadian content. Theres lots of great canadian music they just dont play any of it on the radio, well occasionally maybe. Basically they play The bare naked ladies, the hip and…

Fuck you, now ive got lisa loeb runniing around her shitty apartment in my head

Im 24 and feel a little old to mosh, and always say i wont, but then i get there and…
I fucking love moshing, the violent kind too, fuck you if you dont like it WHOOO. man are you guys pussies. Im not gonna mosh at a Tom Waits show, but you actually want me to sit down to watch lamb of god@?@? are you fucking with me.…

I used to love the doors but now i think theyre smelly dumb hippies. Meh. That being said, they have some great songs. People are strange for example is fucking awesome. I think most people hate jim morrison, and not actually the doors themselves. They were a great jam band ( and a really self indulgent terrible one…

Bud light isnt cheap tho, but its not import or premium. I live in canada and our Bud products are brewed here by molson, with your alcohol content, so I cant speak as to its taste or price anywhere else. In nova scotia for cheap beer we have olands.

But we Are part beasts, i dont think its an old hat. They really are only a few stories, we just change time periods and settings.

Kiefier is not canadian, he was born in the states, but his father is. He might have dual citizenship but he was raised in the states. Oh and fuck you. Canada rocks, if it wasnt for us you wouldnt know how much your beer sucks.