They wouldnt even need make up

Why couldnt just make him ummm i dunno, maybe fucking spanish?!?!?! Why does he have to be american, at least he wouldnt be doing a shitty accent.

I enjoy his first solo album as well, its was alot of fun, (living dead girl fucking rocks). But it lacked the already mentioned groove andto me felt like white zombie was a band of musicians creating, and rob's was a hired band. And he destroyed Halloween.

That cant really be the most racist thing you've ever heard, especially since, assuming your not blind, you only actually read it.

i meant unironically, which im not sure is a word, but im on a phone so give me a break

Nightfall in Middle Earth will remain on my computer or ipod or whatever the fuck i have for the rest of my life. Ive never really liked any other power metal, because although ive heard a few great songs here and there, nothing holds a candle do that awesome awesome album. I will add i like it completely in…

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White Zombie rocked some serious groove

What the fuck do you mean in theire prime. iron maiden fuck owns, still! Theyre probably better love than they ever were, ozzy is a fuckin hak. How good Ozzys solo work is depends on who he hired to right it for him. Iron Maiden are talented musicians, Ozyy sang decently in the 80s and 90s. The other three members of…

Hey OP, i dont mind you speaking for us, but bud lightE come on, dont be lumpin me in with that shitty tasting water

hank hill said something to the christian rockers bobby was hanging out with, that was something like this

The other thing about christian metal was what the hell did they grow up listening tooE Its like jews taking up SS clothes. I mean its been out for a while and they can go years back now, but its kinda of nonesense, like are cops gonna start rappingE

Hey! Im in the Odin crowd! Asshole!!! Well that might imply I'm really into black metal and I'm not… So I'm in "the micmac natives of Nova Scotias' god Gloosecap" crowd.

oh man, I laughed so hard when I read this

That lenny kravitz comment was spot on. If you wanna see what a real fuckin rock and roll band looks like, look at the drive by truckers, they dress like they can peaches for a living.

I could have done with out all the 80s hair and shoulder pads.

I got stoned with them once a long time ago in a shitty bar in a shitty city. Did you see Extract? Theres a character that wears a Cephalic Carnage shirt, WHOOO!!

My friend and his date were at the movies in vancouver and he seen Huey Lewis at the movies. He approached him and asked "Excuse me, are you Huey Lewis?" Huey then pulled out his ID and said "What the fuck does look like>?!"

I have watched some of the Evil Dead musical online and it looks pretty amazing. They should go that route with this, and squirt the audience with blood. They should also not have the shiek dude and his terrible music any where near it.

But if theres music on, you wont get to here her say, "UP! UP!" OR "tHATS MY BUTT!!" seriously i do that shit all the time. Good old "wrong hole" trick.