I mean fight.

well I'd find Adam for him.

farewell Ryan and Teddy
I thought they were adorably quirky and I don't give a damn if either of them is a perfect dancer. And I liked Evan's pinchable cheeks too, so there…

Yes, and called them "controversial," as if most of their male contestants as well as their guest judging panel aren't gay… because they don't specifically admit it on the air.

Jonathan was still great, who cares if he wasn't grinning and mugging like some blithe idiot.

OH to respond to something said about rabbits in this piece… that the cages were so small the rabbits had to pee on each other… rabbits tend to do that anyhow, to be territorial or because they're kinky that way or whatever. I worked in a park with lots of rabbits running free and they were urine soaked too.

Michael Kors' return was awesome though. He made me laugh out loud and I was watching the show online in the damn library.

factchecker?
Showgirls an Oscar contender? Lionel the last Barrymore to win an Oscar? Atonement released last year? King Kong a huge flop? Just the ones that stood out…

I sort of liked Bianca. She had so much focus on her so far this season. Lots of the other girls we barely know. Or want to, maybe.

I saw a color guard hosting a car wash in Portland with a sign reading "soapy hand jobs or show."

But why was Puck so resistant to dancing since he joined the Acafellas last episode? It didn't quite ring true, even if he did it to get girls he was still singing and dancing.

Well I thought he was adorable too so who can blame him?

lost a little sympathy
the white guys doing hip hop thing was a bit ridiculous and made me lose a little bit of respect for mr. teacher man, but at least their songs were mostly other white hip hop songs. He's coming off like a christian youth group/camp counselor trying to be cool.

Evan has been the only straight one for awhile, actually. I mean I hope I'm wrong; I'd do him. Jason might have fooled me but evidently in his myspace profile he describes himself as a "boi," whilst Ade had nude photos surface last week in very gay poses.

I was thinking I could play a gay too, but I'm confused whether you have to be gay AND lesbian or one or the other. If it's both, I think Lance Bass has the role locked.

Glamor Shots
Do you remember those horrible glamor shots studios in the mall during the early 90s where they took an ordinary teenage girl and posed her in an inch of makeup wearing a police hat with a leather jacket slung over her shoulder looking like something out of a 1-900 commercial or Paula Abdul in "Cold…

This movie wasn't that bad. A modern adaptation would probably be much worse. I'll grant you I never want to sit through it again.

The South
As a New Yorker forced to attend high school in South Carolina, I fully embrace the explanation of the South as full of low-minded idiots, sexually repressed homophobes, and worthless tradition. Plus, it has huge flying cockroaches.

I wouldn't be surprised Andy, but I bet that's not directed at me. As a matter of fact - and somewhat contradicting my earlier statement - gay guys probably get too offended by this harmless stereotype, which leads to some strange overcompensation and divisiveness.

I like that living gay people are given less respect than a dead celebrity everybody made fun of anyhow.