Your Honor, I call the ghost of William Howard Taft to the stand.

No problem: It's much more than this.

I actually can not see what I am typing right now on my phon

A.V. Club needs to properly escape the executable, or use double quotes:

When you first visited this web page, the cookie was automatically downloaded by your browser.

Yes, it's rare that irony is so well-done.

♪ Have no fears, we've got stories for years… ♪

It makes me wonder where she was that she didn't want to go back to… and if it's possibly a certain place known to readers of The Magician King. Time will tell.

The brief scene with Marina was, for some reason, truly chilling. The hair on my neck bristled. What great acting!

Is it acceptable to just stare down at your lap, and pretend you can't hear them because you don't have your glasses on?

You don't need to be an Apple in-cider to know this phone is obsolete.

Needs more 'G'…

Oh, Dikachu, you rascal!

All the smaug out there in LA is really clouding their judgement. It's like they're winging it.

Yahoo! Answers: I touched pens so now porn star has my sperm babby?

*burns pants*

It also made me throw up in your mouth… sorry about that.

Is this show considered an M. Night Shyamalan vehicle? I've always wanted to say something is an M. Night Shyamalan vehicle. Maybe the details are debatable, but it's close enough to being an M. Night Shyamalan vehicle that I'm going to call it an M. Night Shyamalan vehicle.

Huh-huh. You said funny.

Ja! He wears all black and has a lover named Helmut.