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Not a Beard
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Legay!

Dang it Pat! I knew when I saw that "one other person was typing" that it was too late to make this joke.

The way I look at it, hate speech is terrible, but should still be protected by the First Amendment, because slippery slope and all that… but also because it provides an easy way to identify who the hate-mongering a**holes are in society.

This new catOS is awesome. I can literally watch reruns of Charles in Charge as the cat-device drops a loaf in the litterbox.

*sound of chalk writing on blackboard*

Rainbow Blight.

Wh… uh? Nuuuuhh…

They are definitely getting more brazen. One of my most recent was "Banks will hate that you learn this ingenious way to pay off your mortgage", and after five paragraphs it was just like, "pay a little more every month". Okay.

"And I'm going to keep beating it!"

Your opinion is wrong, and you are wrong for having it.

I don't mind this. It means I can watch the movie with fresh eyes.

Go oooooon…

But he DID describe some smells to you, right?

I've heard that if you do it with a red arm, it feels like someone else's hand.

I'm not sure why, but the scenes with Scully trying to pick her way through traffic were especially painful. She kept zigging when she needed to zag.

Oh, okay, dynamic array allocation is 'nothing'.

Nooooooooo.

I finally tried the TNT series The Librarians that has been lingering on my DVR for a year now. Apparently I am required by my A.V. Club contract to call it a "madcap romp" (*)… but the thing is, that's exactly right. It is exactly a madcap romp.

Okay, 17 and 29. Put them together. 1729. What happened in 1729? The Treaty of Seville, or TTOS. Carry the three…

There was something very moving about this episode and Gary's final decision. Set in such a ridiculous world, how is it that I actually felt a tinge of pain when Gary didn't accept the evidence that he could get off the stuff on his own, and instead headed back to the dumpsters? Dammit, Tim and Eric, you ARE