No no - you marry your gun, and your dog performs the ceremony.

| Dreyfuss people should ignore him.

That's it, I'm watching. The persuasiveness of your argument is in its simplicity.

Get your concept off my lawn!!!

It was more of a slap than a hit.

I've got to look at this page extremely closely now. For a friend.

Paper fasteners! Be still my heart.

Oh no, not at all. It's just that most people are not fond of turds in the kitchen sink.

I'm going to float a "Baby Ruth" in my "bathtub" in celebration!

Name one! *stares down at those five-toed running shoes while waiting*

Actually, it's just one giant bed you share with everyone else. Bonus: you can pee in it!!!

I'm in a fog as to how they will dew this.

Da…

Deputy Lieutenant Julian Alexander Kitchener-Fellowes, Baron Fellowes of West Stafford?!? Or the one that walks my dogs sometime?

Episode 1: Jonathan and Dan find out their Kentucky-issued marriage license may be invalid; extensive paperwork is filled out in triplicate.

Well you didn't have to make it all nude.

That's what she said!

Groot? Oh, wait… the opposite of that.

This movie is gonna be lame… I'm outta heeeeeeeeere.

Fine. At least I can make a goulash with whatever doesn't, you know, go up my colon.